I WILL NOT BE CONTAINED!!
Scream "I WILL NOT BE CONTAINED" outside every 3 months for optimal health*.
*Not actual medical advice. Express yourself with this graphic.
Future Kelly Threads is a new US-based, queer-owned small business making funny, irreverent products for gender nonconforming people, nonbinary cuties, women, men, and goblins.
The classic comfy zip-up hoodie, featuring air-jet spun yarn for a softer fleece with reduced pilling. Once put on, it will be impossible to take off.
.: 50% cotton, 50% polyester
.: Medium-heavy fabric (8 oz/yd² (271 g/m²))
.: Classic fit
.: Sewn-in label
.: Runs true to size
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 19.25 | 21.26 | 23.23 | 25.24 | 27.24 | 29.25 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 | 31.97 |
| Sleeve length, in | 33.98 | 35.00 | 35.98 | 36.97 | 37.99 | 38.98 |
Scream "I WILL NOT BE CONTAINED" outside every 3 months for optimal health*.
*Not actual medical advice. Express yourself with this graphic.
Future Kelly Threads is a new US-based, queer-owned small business making funny, irreverent products for gender nonconforming people, nonbinary cuties, women, men, and goblins.
The classic comfy zip-up hoodie, featuring air-jet spun yarn for a softer fleece with reduced pilling. Once put on, it will be impossible to take off.
.: 50% cotton, 50% polyester
.: Medium-heavy fabric (8 oz/yd² (271 g/m²))
.: Classic fit
.: Sewn-in label
.: Runs true to size
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 19.25 | 21.26 | 23.23 | 25.24 | 27.24 | 29.25 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 | 31.97 |
| Sleeve length, in | 33.98 | 35.00 | 35.98 | 36.97 | 37.99 | 38.98 |
Scream "I WILL NOT BE CONTAINED" outside every 3 months for optimal health*.
*Not actual medical advice. Express yourself with this graphic.
Future Kelly Threads is a new US-based, queer-owned small business making funny, irreverent products for gender nonconforming people, nonbinary cuties, women, men, and goblins.
The classic comfy zip-up hoodie, featuring air-jet spun yarn for a softer fleece with reduced pilling. Once put on, it will be impossible to take off.
.: 50% cotton, 50% polyester
.: Medium-heavy fabric (8 oz/yd² (271 g/m²))
.: Classic fit
.: Sewn-in label
.: Runs true to size
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 19.25 | 21.26 | 23.23 | 25.24 | 27.24 | 29.25 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 | 31.97 |
| Sleeve length, in | 33.98 | 35.00 | 35.98 | 36.97 | 37.99 | 38.98 |